Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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