I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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