so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
