his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
