Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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