Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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