Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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