what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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