About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
