i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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