Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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