the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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