Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

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(916): View more from California

And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.

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(253): View more from Washington

You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.

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(631): View more from New York

I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD

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(210): View more from Texas

Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"

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(925): View more from California

Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.

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(928): View more from Arizona

i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?

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