we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
porn star boner night. come get it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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