Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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