ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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