So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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