If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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