U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
