Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
