im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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