If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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