Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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