But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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