I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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