I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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