Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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