the day after is always just damage control
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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