Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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