Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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