at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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