your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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