He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
birth control should be required to get into college
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize