just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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