med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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