so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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