Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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