My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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