Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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