I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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