that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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