the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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