Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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