I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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