David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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