After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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