you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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