god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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