this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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