It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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