in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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