Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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