it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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