dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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