Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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